March 7, 2014 — 12:08 PM — 132,636 notes
THIS PERSON IS SO UNDERCOOKED WE CAN INVITE THEM OVER FOR DINNER AGAIN
March 7, 2014 — 12:07 PM — 11,370 notes
We don’t talk about this enough
March 7, 2014 — 12:06 PM — 144,193 notes
TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS SMELL IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD SMELL IT’S THE SMELL OF THE BLOOD AND SCREAMS FOR HELP OF THOUSANDS OF GRASS BLADES
ok they going to warn the grass and then what ? explain how the other grass will run away from the lawmower ?
March 7, 2014 — 12:05 PM — 156,653 notes
ignore your responsibilites and fantasize about older men
March 7, 2014 — 12:04 PM — 245,704 notes
THERE IS WATER AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN
CARRY THE WATER
REMOVE THE WATER
SPONGEBOB IS REAL
I’m sure someone has added this already, but that diver is walking upside down on ice. The buckets are filled with air, which creates the illusion of gravity pulling on buckets of water. When I was getting certified, they always said to watch the bubbles you breathe out to tell which way is up if you get disoriented under water, since the air always rises to the surface. Those silvery shimmery places on the “floor” are air deposits trapped under the surface of the ice.
March 7, 2014 — 12:03 PM — 879 notes
"I always tell the makeup artist I want people to think they can smell me through the television set. And sometimes I steal the little bags of dirt so I can apply more when no one’s looking. (…) I steal a crossbow [from set] every year. Which is probably a felony, so I don’t know if I should be telling you that."
March 7, 2014 — 12:02 PM — 479 notes
DM: Out of the backpack pops a Kolbold holding a brain in a jar.
Me: Is the kobold’s name Pinky?
DM: No, but it is now!
March 7, 2014 — 12:02 PM — 2,259 notes
March 7, 2014 — 12:01 PM — 1,572 notes
'Girls just wanna have fun' Supernatural version
March 7, 2014 — 11:59 AM — 104,915 notes
how do you explain to people that you don’t hate them but like the thought of spending extended periods of time with them kind of makes you want to set yourself ablaze